billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via fake-mermaid)

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via gnarly)

bringinglexiback:

the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs

man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you

(Source: based2pac, via givingblowjobs)

(Source: fionagoddess, via icy-brunette)

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

(via fake-mermaid)

localnativityscene:

[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework

(via gnarly)

darkbluetile:

I want to pretend they were on this boat together. I love it. both chilly after a fun day on the water

(via nickolassssss)

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